Who are you, dude?

Right. I should do some kind of introduction, eh? I mean, you made it this far. Might as well learn something about me.

Well, lah-dee-dah. I stumbled into copywriting, writing anything really, by accident. Some feral stinky deities decided I was to string words into stuff for a living, so I do. I live in a house with a girl human and two boy cats. These felines, along with capitalism and a perpetual lack of shelves, are the bane of my existence.

• I don't like bullet points

• I do like puns tho. And fuck everyone for being too cool for puns

Okay, why do I want to hear from you?

Shouldn’t you be asking yourself that?

I like a bunch of stuff, and I want to honestly talk about them to people. I’m going to try and pique my creativity, and I like it when people do that in public.

Check me out here as well.